Paws-on-the-road Traveler Gifts

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Easter Island legs

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Giant Monster in Bath

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Pets on holiday.

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

Car Pools.

'Which license do you wish to see?'

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!

Who the Heck is That?! - Find out 50?.

A couple riding a large tortoise

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

Children welcome in a hotel (as long as they're grown up).