Dog-friendly Traveler Gifts

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"Your bone."

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Pets on holiday.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Mexican Dog

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

"There's no water, but there is a vibrant arts community."

Airport Security. Sir, one of your tubs is empty. That one's got my dignity!

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"Hello? I can't talk right now! I'm on a plane! What?! No! Just leave some food in her dish! What?! I can't talk!"