Doggy Vacationer Gifts

Mexican Dog

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Newton's vacation

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'How was your holiday?'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.