Vacation Voyager With Dogs Gifts

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Lizard Amusement Park

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Volcanic ash...

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

Parts of an automobile

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'How was your holiday?'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Virtual Babe

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Mexican Dog

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'