Vacation Voyager With Dogs Pillows

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Lizard Amusement Park

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Volcanic ash...

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Parts of an automobile

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

'How was your holiday?'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Virtual Babe

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Apple Vision Pro

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."