Pet Vacationer Pillows

Dog Ban On Beach. Mar-Oct.

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'How was your holiday?'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.