Vacationing With Pets Pillows

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Hiding the electronics.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Travelling

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Lounging by the pool

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

The Perfect Cannonball

Energy saving mode

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.