Doggy Vacationer Pillows

Mexican Dog

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Newton's vacation

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Your bone."

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

'How was your holiday?'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.