Traveling Pupper Pillows

Mind your step!

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Your bone."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Pets on holiday.

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Mexican Dog

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

Dog in the passport photo booth.

Portable Homes

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

'Which license do you wish to see?'

Dog Ban On Beach. Mar-Oct.

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

Pet Passport Photos

"Mister Bones?!"

Lady traveling with pets

"This high beltline is a deal breaker. Gotta be able to stick my head out the window when I drive."