Pet Vacationer Gifts

Dog Ban On Beach. Mar-Oct.

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'How was your holiday?'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"