Family Day Tripper Mugs

Balloon Kids.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I mean...'

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Are we there yet?'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Gulliver's other travels.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Summer Energy

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'