Family Day Traveler Mugs

Man riding to Hampton Races

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Ah...here they are!"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."