Family Travelers Mugs

Whine Country: 'Are we there yet!?' Wally is makin' faces at me!' Whhhhy Nottt?'

'Are we there, yet?'

"He keeps touching me!"

"I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is."

"This is the captain speaking. I urge the hysterical brat in seat 18C to screech in a lower key. Thanks."

"Ah...here they are!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'I mean...'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Are we there yet?'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Summer Energy

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'