Family Travelers Pillows

Whine Country: 'Are we there yet!?' Wally is makin' faces at me!' Whhhhy Nottt?'

'Are we there, yet?'

"He keeps touching me!"

"I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is."

"This is the captain speaking. I urge the hysterical brat in seat 18C to screech in a lower key. Thanks."

"Ah...here they are!"

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I mean...'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'