Corporate Conscience Explorer Gifts

"They're the socially conscious fund fairy and the margin call devil."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

I think therefore I am.

Above reproach.

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

Sportswasher's

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Environmental Conscience

"You're just buying time, Peterson! I want those figures on my desk by tomorrow!"

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'And my board approved this?'

"The secret of our success? Hard work, cutting edge research and bookkeeping issues!"

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"Remember to look miserable when you meet the workforce son. We've spent years convincing them that money can't buy happiness."

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

'We don't need an R & D department anymore; we've got something better - Steve Jobs' garbage pail.'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"