Conscience Navigator Gifts

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

I think therefore I am.

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Arrow Church

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Question man

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

A Higgs Bosun

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

Baseball Angels

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'Please, tell me your secret. Everyday I'm fatter while you're thinner and thinner.'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Ok, ok, we'll discuss your issues with personal space again.