Conscience Navigator Pillows

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

I think therefore I am.

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

Arrow Church

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Question man

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

A Higgs Bosun

Baseball Angels

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

'Please, tell me your secret. Everyday I'm fatter while you're thinner and thinner.'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'