Faith Navigator Pillows

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

'I understand your desire to have a personal relationship with God, but don't you think he might be a bit out of your league?'

Do what you can and hope a higher power will do what you can't.

Religion Today

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Better times ahead.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

Holy Bible

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."