Consciousness Explorer Pillows

'But, suppose I raise my consciousness and I don't LIKE it?'

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

Sign on hypnotist's door reads: Prices Subject to change without Conscious Notice.

I think therefore I am.

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

I'm working on an elixir to raise consciousness, ut I don't know what to call it. "Enlightening in a bottle"!

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Dog Nightmares

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Chiller Theatre

Sigmund Freud.

"Needs to get a life"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"You left your demons here last week."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"The overthinker"

Pastorius wonders why.

Unguided imagery

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Is this who I am?"

"But what if this is all there is?"