Choice Navigator Gifts

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Too Many Choices! Some Candidates Need to Drop Out!

Bored mother awaiting her kids to 'Pickn'Mix' their breakfast cereals in a supermarket

Good/Terrible

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I am not asking for directions."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Battery Lighthouse

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"