Option Navigator Gifts

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Opening the door to new customers

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I am not asking for directions."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

New Memer/Incumbent

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."