Option Navigator Mugs

I'm figuring what's good for me, but only by the process of elimination.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Opening the door to new customers

"I am not asking for directions."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

New Memer/Incumbent

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."