Office Navigator Mugs

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"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'I think I know where you're coming from. Turn and go back.'

"Mr Brown's office? Thirty metres down the corridor then take a dogleg to the right."

'Get me personnel!'

'Success eluded me until one day I had a significant insight...this is a dog-eat-dog world.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

"And with the promotion comes another degree of separation."

'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"Randy, what's the best way to ask for a raise?"

"No, Wilson. This room is meant to make you feel that I'm important, not that you're important."

The workaholic's vacation

"This might look like a part of the real world but it isn't. This is the executive floor!"

"Here's a map. If you can find your cubicle, you're hired."

Bureaucratic castle

Bureaucratic Procedures

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"I am not asking for directions."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."