Workplace Navigator Mugs

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'I got them right where I want them.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Uh-Oh..."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Between Offices

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

You are here.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'You are here.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

Doubt or Certainy

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."