Office Odyssey Navigator Mugs

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

You are here.

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

'You are here.'

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"Just identifying weak members of the herd."

Still Here

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

Working from Home with Kids

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

Bureaucratic castle

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

"My only regret in life is that I never had a brainchild."