Conscience Compass Gifts

"I can't believe he gave our organization such a large donation, especially since we are no longer tax deductible."

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

Liberty and capital punishment.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

Baseball Angels

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

Neurotic stupidity: 'If you start granting amnesty to people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following their conscience.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."

"Miss Dugan, will you send someone in here who can distinguish right from wrong?"

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

"I want you to prepare a business ethics presentation. If you don't have the time steal it off the internet."

"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."

The angel and the devil.