"Just because you work at a bad bank doesn't make you a bad banker."
Corporate Conscience Keeper Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors your corporate conscience keeper? Our collection features clever, professional, and inspiring products designed to celebrate those who uphold integrity at work. Whether it's for a dedicated team member or a boss who leads by example, these gifts blend humor and respect, making them ideal for recognizing their commitment to ethical standards. Show appreciation with a gift that speaks to their core values and brightens their day.
"Good boy."
"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."
The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.
'How do we SLEEP at night?'
TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement
'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
Corporate Greed.
State of the Union
Environmental Conscience
Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids
"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."
Sportswasher's
'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'
"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"
The World Pharmaceutical Corporation
'There goes JB, still unflappable.'
Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits
Political Integrity Explained
'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"
'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'
'I want someone who is smart, cunning and ruthless, but also someone who is too dumb to try for my job.'
"I see Jerry is up to his old tricks again."
Big oil.
'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'
"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."
Fascism? You're Soaking In It.
Check your conscience, Senator?
Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?
Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.
Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...
Easy big guy, easy,...no one's going to hurt you... - The Boss Whisperer
Corporate Conscience Keeper Gifts Collection
Corporate Conscience Keeper Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to honoring the corporate conscience keeper—ideal for their morning coffee or tea break.
Corporate Conscience Keeper Pillows
Find a cozy reminder of integrity with our pillows, designed for the conscience keeper who values both comfort and morality.
Corporate Conscience Keeper Prints
Inspire their workspace with our insightful prints that celebrate integrity and ethical leadership, perfect for the dedicated conscience keeper.
Corporate Conscience Keeper T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts perfect for the ethical professional who leads by example and keeps their conscience clear.