Conscience Cleaner Gifts

Environmental Conscience

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

Check your conscience, Senator?

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

Introducing clean conscience products

'Well, don't look at me!'

Baseball Angels

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

'How can you sleep at night?'

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

Think - But not too much.

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

"I've got a good head for business; I just don't have the stomach for it."

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

"They're the socially conscious fund fairy and the margin call devil."

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

"We are the ghosts of your single use plastic past . . . "

"How much should we f**k with her tonight?"

Detox. Before and after.

'I wonder, whatever happened to all those animals on Old McDonald's farm?'