Conscience Cleaner Gifts

Environmental Conscience

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

Check your conscience, Senator?

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

'Well, don't look at me!'

Baseball Angels

Introducing clean conscience products

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

'How can you sleep at night?'

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

Think - But not too much.

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

"They're the socially conscious fund fairy and the margin call devil."

"I've got a good head for business; I just don't have the stomach for it."

Whenever I let my conscience be my guide, I get picked up for vagrancy.

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

"We are the ghosts of your single use plastic past . . . "

'I wonder, whatever happened to all those animals on Old McDonald's farm?'

Detox. Before and after.

"Do you ever worry that all the people we've hurt will get wise to us one day?"