Corporate Cultural Explorer Gifts

"I have served on various boards of directors, and I am a longstanding member of the organization Businessmen Without Boundaries."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Easter Island legs

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Now that's an afro!'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"We have an acronym!"

"At this office no two days are different."

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

The Witches Discover The Wok

Parade of Businessmen

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Mr. Punch in Venice

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Henry the amazing talking dog.