Company Culture Explorer Gifts

'No need to call me Mr. Bigge, T. M. We're all on a first and second initial basis around here.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'Nice power tie, J.B.'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

"You're just buying time, Peterson! I want those figures on my desk by tomorrow!"

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

Employer of the month...and every month.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'And my board approved this?'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

"Remember to look miserable when you meet the workforce son. We've spent years convincing them that money can't buy happiness."

'We don't need an R & D department anymore; we've got something better - Steve Jobs' garbage pail.'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

'Fortunately, Henderson's no fool - He's a damn'd fool.'

'Does that mean you found a new job, Hirshenson?'

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?

'I'm going to train you to 'Confront Difficult People'... okay, raise your hands if you're a difficult person.'