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Uber Files

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"This never happened."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"This is not good at all!"

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Fingerprint Show

Two men converse secretively

"It's a plant based solution."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."

'I don't get it, the company's made money, but I don't see any.'

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

Top Secret

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."

Business Intelligence Unit.

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""

". . . 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . . Ok that's enough time infront of the painting. You may go in and see him now."

Early American Executive Washroom

Undercover Santa

'Darling, I want you to meet my, er, boss.'

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'

Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"