Political Intrigue Investigator Pillows

Malcolm Rifkind

'I think they're up to something.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

Horse meat scandal.

"This is not good at all!"

Which One is Pulling Out?

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

Fingerprint Show

Two men converse secretively

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

UN agreements.

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

Oliver Stone's biopic Edward Snowden

Uber Files

Time Machine Assassination Squad

Barnaby is enrolled

In The Bastille

Cardinal Richelieu

The president drops in for a brief inspection

College class: the Clinton years must be 18 to enroll.

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

'Jack, can you prove that Harrison stabbed you in the back?'

'It's a long shot, but it might just work.'

"There are rumours circulating around the school that the Russian exchange student helped you to become class president."