Political Intrigue Lover Pillows

The Path to Glory

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

"Have a nice flight home, Amerikanski."

'It's a long shot, but it might just work.'

"There are rumours circulating around the school that the Russian exchange student helped you to become class president."

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

The Russian Election.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Trump

DUNVOTIN

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Roe v. Wade

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Arizona In Black

British Prime Minister

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."