Political Intrigue Lover Pillows

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

"Have a nice flight home, Amerikanski."

"There are rumours circulating around the school that the Russian exchange student helped you to become class president."

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

The Russian Election.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Arizona In Black

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Roe v. Wade

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

DUNVOTIN

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Trump

British Prime Minister

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Rock and a Hard Place

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'What I have to do first?!'