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"Personally, I think Eddie's got something on old B.I."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

The MBA Draft

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"We have an acronym!"

Parade of Businessmen

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Let's Celebrate

"I think you might need to start again."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"The scowl might just be what this place needs."

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Greed.

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

"You've all been like a company to me."

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

Boss to employee: 'I'm downsizing your paycheck.'

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'