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Corporate Investigations Gifts
Searching for gifts for someone in corporate investigations? Discover witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their keen eye for detail and relentless pursuit of the truth. Perfect for investigators who bring humor to their serious work. Brighten their workspace or support their passion with thoughtfully designed, fun merchandise that resonates with their professional interest.
The Anti-Agent
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.
MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'
"You're either lying or not telling the truth."
Lady Justice and Confidential Files
Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
"True crime meets reality TV"
Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?
"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."
He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.
Acme-5000 Lie Detector
Rumors, lies and innuendo.
'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'
Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.
“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”
'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'
'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'
Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
Food manufacturing industry in a soup.
Newton's Law and Order.
"Undiagnosed serial killer"
Expanded Limited Investigation
"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."
"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."
"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."
Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.
Bribery and Corruption.
The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone
"He did it!"
CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)
'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'
Corporate Investigations Gifts Collection
Corporate Investigations Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for corporate investigators—bring humor and personality to their daily caffeine fix.
Corporate Investigations Pillows
Browse our humorous pillows ideal for corporate investigators—brighten up their workspace with a touch of wit.
Corporate Investigations Prints
Discover stylish prints that celebrate the investigative spirit—perfect for decorating their office or home.
Corporate Investigations T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts perfect for those in corporate investigations—blend professionalism with playful humor.