Corporate Sleuths Gifts

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Secret Service Dogs

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

Exportation and importation in Cuba

"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'I don't get it, the company's made money, but I don't see any.'

Top Secret

Amnesty for Embezzlers

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."

Business Intelligence Unit.

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

Undercover Santa

Pricelessly Boring

Uber Files

"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""

It's my turn to put you under electronic surveillance. Cops-n-Robbers-n-Identity Thieves-n-Corporate Investigators.

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'

Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast

'...But in case God misses something...'

"I like that new chap Jenkins. Seems to be a good listener."

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'