Organized Crime Stories Gifts

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Hey - make sure the mask covers his nose."

'Get in.'

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

Mafia Shrinks

"Puss in cement boots"

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Mario's Family Portraits.

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'He knew too much!'

"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

'...You do your own money laundering!'

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

"I'm very touched, fellows."