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"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Hey - make sure the mask covers his nose."

'Get in.'

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

Mafia Shrinks

"Puss in cement boots"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

'He knew too much!'

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'...You do your own money laundering!'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

Santa walks in on gangsters playing cards

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"

"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."