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"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"From now on, we're not a family. We're a coalition."

'If you can't distinguish right from wrong, you have no business being the head of a crime family.'

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Gangster shoots musical notes.

'If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'John Gotti has got to be turning over in his grave.'

'Keep an eye on Jimmy the Shark during today's meeting. You can always tell if he's planning a double-cross by the way he fidgets with his iPhone.'

Mafia bird describes himself

Assasinations - Live Jobs Character only

"I come here for the whack."

'Luigi, I'm thinking of getting back into the family business. Regular business is too corrupt!'

'Don't you see, Bruno, your promotion from goon to vice-president-charge-of-busting-heads is just an empty title without a pay raise!'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

'You were in the mafia? Sorry, admission denied - on orders of the Pope.'

"I'll give you one more chance to tell me where Richie is in terms of his quest for spiritual enlightenment and peace of mind."

Luigi's Family Floorcoverings: Carpets for all occasions.

Goldfish Mafia

Santa walks in on gangsters playing cards

"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."

Kappa Delta Cosa Nostra

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

"But the most important thing is to stay safe."

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."

'Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!'

"Piano wire. That would be on isle three."

'He knew too much!'

'Okay I give in! Tell Tony I'll have his money by Friday!'

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'