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Eddie (The Sandman) Fasolino

Whatsa matter, Joey, you don't want to go on a little picnic with us? Fair weather enemies.

"You got a Christmas present, Vinnie. That means you're no longer on Santa's 'naughty list'. You know what that means, Vinnie..."

"It's official. We've finally run out of good wise guy names."

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

"Puss in cement boots"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"There's more inside."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Uneasy Rider

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

Mafia Shrinks

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

'He knew too much!'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

'...You do your own money laundering!'

"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."