Organized Crime Leader T-Shirts

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Puss in cement boots"

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Mafia Shrinks

It was official. She was desperate.

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."

'...You do your own money laundering!'

'He knew too much!'

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."