Crime Connoisseurs Mugs

'Here, from the printout of my entire DNA: the gene for embezzling.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

The Philip Marlow family

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

Crime Writer's Society.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Bank Robbery Statistics

A convict escaping during the press scrum

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'