Crime Comic Connoisseur Mugs

'We almost had him, lieutenant. He was about to confess to luring in victims with a duck call...'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

The Philip Marlow family

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Malcolm Sargent

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Inaction Figure

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Mou...Man trap!

'The first cocktail.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Litteratti K9s.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Pisa Hut.

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Pardon my glove."

Crime Writer's Society.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'