Crime Comic Connoisseur Pillows

'We almost had him, lieutenant. He was about to confess to luring in victims with a duck call...'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

The Philip Marlow family

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Inaction Figure

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Family Joules: Part 3

Mou...Man trap!

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Pisa Hut.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Litteratti K9s.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'The first cocktail.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Hear me out. Batman - again."

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

"Pardon my glove."

Crime Writer's Society.