Crime Connoisseurs Pillows

'Here, from the printout of my entire DNA: the gene for embezzling.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

The Philip Marlow family

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Crime Writer's Society.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'