Crime Scene Connoisseur Mugs

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

The Philip Marlow family

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"We need rain."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Turkey Autopsy

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Penguin identity parade

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

Crime Writer's Society.

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"Any clues?"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

Excessive Paperwork