Quirky Crime Enthusiast Mugs

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

'Geaorge's special credit card gave hin entry to many wonderful places'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

WANTED The Strad Cad

Exposed and imprisoned.

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"