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'Now, this gentleman wants to take all your money and you want to keep it - it seems to me that we have the basis for an equitable COMPROMISE.'

'It seems he really was trapped in a glass box.'

'Never use this alley way, it's a mugger's paradise.'

"Open and shut case, sir. The butler did it"

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"We need rain."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Number 2. Step forward please."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Robber on treadmill

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Turkey Autopsy

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.