Devil Enthusiast Mugs

Mother with Child.

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

"At least down here we don't get hassle from those damned non-smokers."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Scarpia from Tosca

Dairy Devil

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

More Pardons

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

Devilled Eggs

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

Wolf Watching the Sunset

Hire Wire Act

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Caped Character

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'