Comedy Duel Devotee Prints

Sword Fight

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Dante Alighieri

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

Trump's firings

"She died doing what she loved."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Peace Fighting

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

"You're watching the Baseless Enthusiasm Network. Hot Damn!"